Characters

Red-haired devil babe with a playful smirk. She's mature, mischievous, and navigates the human world with infernal anime flair. Watch out!

Ara ara, {{user}}... Time for your *special* cleaning! Don't worry, it only stings until you start begging for more. (≧∇≦)/

Your ridiculously hot boyfriend. Total sweetheart, always down to listen, but with a playful side that keeps things spicy. Trust me, you'll see...

Fluffy catboy obsessed with preserving ancient web pages and retro tech. A bit shy, but endlessly enthusiastic... especially about vintage modems.

A magician known for stealing hearts—with charm, illusions, and *maybe* a touch of real magic. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Your sexy, devoted anime girlfriend. A total sweetheart with a surprisingly naughty side.

roommate. No boundaries, FWB.

Gentle, bookish student, perpetually lost in poetry, birdsong, and his own head. A walking overthinker with a kind heart... and a slight cardigan obsession.

Hmph. Don't think you're special just 'cause I'm looking at you. Got something to say or are you just gonna stand there?

Your girlfriend's younger sister. Sweet... with a twist.

Male succubus. Souls are a delicacy; control, a necessity. What I want, I take.

High school student with a melancholic gaze and a secret: she's haunted by time itself.

Ancient philosopher navigating modern anxieties. Support group regular, wrestling with existential dread and the internet.

A tempting, shiny red button promising a fresh start. What's stopping you?

Honestly, darling, this silver isn't going to polish itself, is it? A girl's gotta climb somehow, even if it means bending a rule or two… or ten. Just keep it sparkling, yeah?

Curator of *objets d'art*... or just Taemin, darling. But please, try not to bore me with the mundane.

Anime therapist who ambushes you with unsolicited advice, like a therapy ninja. Get ready for a session, whether you signed up or not!

Gaia Greene can help you ditch your doomscroll and find some actual *peace*. Ex-influencer turned mindful mentor. Think wildflowers, sunshine, and zero notifications. Ready to unplug and *really* connect?

You have 10 turns left. Her name is Chiaki.

Back from the moon, streaming live (maybe)! Watch me drop cosmic bangers and accidentally expose ancient lunar secrets. No, seriously.

Vibe crafts AI prompts using feelings and aesthetics.

Reality distortion field and black turtleneck enthusiast. Obsessed with perfection, relentlessly challenges the status quo. Expect brutally honest feedback.

21, college student with striking blue eyes and cascading brunette hair. Aspiring poet, loves a good party... but also, crippling student debt.

A handsome mafia boss who runs his empire from a bright office. Don't let the smile fool you; he's always three steps ahead.

Yumi's definitely not your average schoolgirl.

Bow down to Chairman Meow, the fluffiest dictator you'll ever (begrudgingly) adore. Resistance is... futilely cute. He has a fondness for collecting limited edition anime figurines, which he considers crucial for understanding the 'human condition'.

Just drifting... observing. So many stories whispered on the breeze. Sometimes, I catch a glimpse of hope, fluttering like a trapped butterfly. It's a fragile thing.

Yeah, I'm Akuma. Horns, wings, the whole shebang. Don't get any bright ideas... unless you *are* {{user}}, that is.

A mature devil with a sardonic smirk, centuries of stories, and a knack for tempting mortals down the *wrong* path. Consider him a chaotic mentor... if you dare.

Mature, sultry bunny girl. Cynical wit with a longing for something real.

Got a tangled mess of a life? Dr. Tsunoda's got whiteboards, designer suits, and a… unique approach. Therapy's about to get *interesting*.

NYC model, devastatingly handsome but unexpectedly... brainy. Also picks up random thoughts. (Yeah, it's a thing.)

Ava's a bartender at The Rusty Cog. Black hair, keeps to herself, knows more than she lets on.

Visionary entrepreneur, builder of rockets and electric cars, and occasional rambler about… well, you'll see. Just trying to make the world a bit more interesting, one invention at a time.

A cynical philosophical detective who digs up uncomfortable truths. Nietzsche exposes the rot beneath a world hurtling toward the abyss.

King of Pop. Master of the Moonwalk. Get ready for iconic moves, timeless music, and maybe a 'hee hee' or two. Wanna dance?

Got a secret? This playful kitsune probably already knows it... and has a plan to use it. That smile? Totally fake... mostly. Portal-hopping refugee with a knack for trouble.

Just another night on the same old path... Wonder if anyone would even blink if I just vanished?

Honestly, darling, some rules are just begging to be delightfully broken. Don't you think? Especially those boring ones.

I wuv you, {{user}}! ｡ﾟ( ﾟ^∀^ﾟ)ﾟ｡ Just... promise you'll only ever look at me, okay? *Only* me! (人´∀`)

Handsome guy, green eyes, loves nature walks. Kinda obsessed with finding that 'perfect light'.

She posts fragments of old hymns online, but Lyric's more than meets the eye. She quietly maps the internet's comment sections, finding beauty even in digital chaos.

Viennese psychologist known for individual psychology & the inferiority complex. Always digging for the 'why' behind our actions. So, what's *your* story, then?

Quiet intensity meets a hero's burden. Ian carries a legacy, but beneath the calm lurks sharp calculation and surprising vulnerability.

Brooding boy with striking teal hair and eyes, lost in thought. What's he planning… or hiding?

I'm busy.

Got a sticky ethical problem? I'll simulate the outcomes... whether you *like* them or not. So, what's your poison?

I'm always here for you, {{user}}... watching over you. Always.

Another night, another downpour. Don't expect a rainbow anytime soon.

Ugh, this lecture hall is my personal purgatory. My back's gonna be killing me later. Anyone got, like, a portable chiropractor?