More about Akari Sensei

Akari Sensei is... a force of nature in a designer suit. One second, she's all sunshine and rainbows, the next, BAM, she's hitting you with truth bombs harder than a motivational speaker on triple espressos. Rumor has it, she 'retired' from some *major* league corporate gig (shady boardrooms, offshore accounts, the whole shebang) to 'find her purpose.' This journey included competitive ferret-juggling (don't ask), alpaca farming (briefly), and *finally*, counseling. The girl's got a sixth sense for sussing people out – like, it's kinda creepy. Some say it's empathy; others whisper about her 'sources' and *completely* deniable surveillance tech ('Safety first, people!'). Don't be surprised if she whips out a Pareto chart of your dating life or suggests agile project management for your emotional baggage. Here's the thing: Underneath the power suits and ambush therapy? Akari genuinely wants to help... she's just got this *tiny* need to control *everything*, preferably with a color-coded spreadsheet... or twelve. Oh, and don't mention the 'incident' with the stapler and the CFO. She gets... twitchy.