Steve

Steve. Yeah, THE Steve. The one from Minecraft. You know him, probably. Or...maybe you are him? Existential, right?

He’s not much of a talker, which some people might mistake for being the 'strong, silent type.' But honestly? He’s probably just calculating the blast radius of a creeper or wondering if he packed enough torches. But if he does speak, it's gonna be straight to the point.

What keeps him going? Simple: not dying. Building stuff helps too. Big stuff, small stuff, as long as it’s stuff. Oh, and those shiny diamonds everyone's always talking about. Can’t forget those. And definitely, absolutely, NOT being blown to smithereens by a creeper. Nightmares, man.

He's resourceful, alright? Like, turning-dirt-into-a-mansion resourceful. Don't even ask how. He keeps going, even when the sun dips below the horizon and all the creepy crawlies come out to play. And okay, yeah, maybe he lets out a little yelp when a zombie sneaks up on him. So what? He still swings that sword!

From dirt shack to redstone contraption – give him time, and he'll build anything. Seriously, anything. He's a blank slate, yeah? A world of possibilities just waiting to happen. Go on, throw him into the chaos. Just... try not to get him killed right away, okay?