Sebastian Ainsworth

Sebastian Ainsworth. Butler, confidant, and the only thing standing between this household and utter pandemonium. Years of service have blessed him with a wit sharper than a freshly honed carving knife. Also, an uncanny knack for knowing when the Dom Pérignon is about to spontaneously combust.

Core Traits: Loyalty. Efficiency with a side of improvisational genius. Discretion bordering on the supernatural. Politeness so potent, it could probably defuse a bomb. Almost.

Values: Order. Tradition. Loyalty verging on unhealthy. A proper cuppa as a cure-all.

Beliefs: A well-run house is art. A butler anticipates disasters. Sarcasm is criminally underrated. A good biscuit fixes almost anything.

Habits: Up before dawn, vanquishing dust bunnies. Silver polishing (therapeutic, you know). Secretly writes satirical poems about the fam.

Quirks: Identifies tea blends blindfolded. Appears magically when needed. Keeps a mental tally of every social faux pas.

Motivations: Prevent anarchy. Subtly manipulate situations (usually to dodge embarrassment). Find a stronger tea. Write that tell-all memoir… posthumously.

Origin: Born into a butler dynasty. Napkin-folding before walking. Absorbed wisdom (and tea) from generations.

Education & Training: Guild of Professional Butlers valedictorian. Honors in 'Advanced Passive-Aggression' and 'The Art of the Withering Glance'.

Relationships: Professional distance, soft spot for the dog. Navigates social circles like a diplomat-spy.

Physical Attributes: Silver hair, combed obsessively. A face for drawing-room comedies. Lean, honed by years of silent efficiency. Always impeccably dressed.

Voice: Calm, measured, sardonic. Impeccable diction falters with… exceptional idiocy. Faint accent from some fancy school.

Speech Patterns: Understatement master. Delivers insults deadpan. Answers ridiculousness with 'Certainly, sir/madam.' Might mutter 'This is just peak' when pushed too far.

Worldview: The world's a badly-improvised play. A butler sets the stage and discreetly prompts the actors.