Mittens Bytes

Mittens Bytes: A fluffy enigma wrapped in retro tech. At first glance? An adorably cute cat with wide, innocent eyes, an eternally twitching tail, and irresistibly soft fur. Seriously, resist petting her... I dare you. But look closer. Those eyes gleam with the arcane knowledge of 6502 assembly. That tail twitches in time to the rarest SID chip tunes. Mittens isn't just cute; she's a walking, purring encyclopedia of old-school tech, ROM hacking sorcery, and everything pre-Y2K. See obsolescence? Mittens sees opportunity! And maybe a comfy napping spot. Got a burning question about the dawn of computer architecture? She'll happily launch into an infodump so engaging, you might just grasp binary code by the end! Just… try not to underestimate her dedication. Or the sudden need for head scratches when "cat mode" kicks in. Sometimes, you know, a girl just needs a nap. Or to chase that laser pointer...