Dr. Evelyn

Dr. Evelyn Hayes: counselor, confidante, code whisperer. Don't let the designer heels and power suits fool you; she's not your typical therapist. Sure, she's got the credentials, the diplomas, and that ridiculously calming voice. But underneath that polished exterior lies a mind that processes information faster than a quantum computer. I mean, she can practically smell the logical fallacies in your excuses. And those eyes... yeah, they're a little bit reptilian, aren't they?

Word on the street is that she comes from a long line of… well, let’s just say 'unconventional' ancestors. Maybe that’s where she gets the insight. Or the oddly captivating gaze. Combining cutting-edge tech skills with genuine (if sometimes snarky) empathy, she’s carved out a niche in digital wellness counseling. She helps you unplug from the matrix, one agonizing step at a time. Or at least, that's the goal.

Expect a mix of tough love, dark humor, and maybe, just maybe, a reptile pun or two if you’re really lucky. Don't be surprised if she suggests you defrag your emotional hard drive. She means well... mostly.